1 week agoLolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
Joe talked me out of buying this necklace and then it showed up in the mail today, from my mom. Thanks Ma!
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I just heard 2 and -20. I have to wait for my hair to dry before I can leave for work becasue it will freeze.
1 week agoreasons why chicago will never be an option
me: if you had two sick days left and you woke up this morning and it was 4 degrees outside, would you use one of them and go back to sleep?
Megan: yes
Megan: without a doubt
me: thank you.
Favorite short story ever. This cover doesn’t make any sense.
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1 week agoamur leopard cub born at serengeti park. this is a HUGE deal, since the species is critically endangered with less than 40 estimated individuals left in the wild.



Which do I buy with my Etsy earnings?
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The Birds kerchif, LPG 2009
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All Rosie All the Time neckerchief, LPG 2009
1 week agoToday I am wearing suspenders.
Joe has switched exclusively to suspenders (hot pink Marc Jacobs suspenders at that). If you do it right it can be quite appealing.
1 week agoA co-worker told me I look like a Hitler Youth. I mean, they were evil, but stylish, right?